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Funny Quotes About Life by Famous People
here are few Funny Life Quotes..
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it” – Oscar Wilde
“For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed” – Clifton Fadiman
“Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination” – Christopher Isherwood
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!” – Willliam S. Burroughs
“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little” – Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
“Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse
“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable” – Woody Allen
“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon” – Woody Allen
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television” – Woody Allen
“Life is just one damned thing after another” – Erbert Hubbard
“Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man ” – William Shakespeare
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else” – Will Rogers
“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about” – Sam Ewing
“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it” – Charles Schulz
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained” – Mark Twain
“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific” – Jane Wagner
” Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines” – Anonymous
“Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry” – George Ade
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us” – Bill Watterson
” It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it” – Anonymous
” Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter” – Anonymous
“Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad” – P.D. East
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely” – Anonymous
“I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter!” – Anonymous
“I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it” – Anonymous
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy” – Anonymous
” Crying doesn’t help anything, try your luck with violent mood swings” – Anonymous
“Smile, tomorrow will be worse” – Anonymous
“When I’m right, no one remembers, when I’m wrong, no one forgets” – Anonymous
” We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public” – Anonymous
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t” – Anonymous
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something ” – Anonymous
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film” – Anonymous
here are few Funny Life Quotes..
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it” – Oscar Wilde
“For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed” – Clifton Fadiman
“Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination” – Christopher Isherwood
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!” – Willliam S. Burroughs
“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little” – Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
“Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse
“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable” – Woody Allen
“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon” – Woody Allen
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television” – Woody Allen
“Life is just one damned thing after another” – Erbert Hubbard
“Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man ” – William Shakespeare
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else” – Will Rogers
“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about” – Sam Ewing
“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it” – Charles Schulz
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained” – Mark Twain
“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific” – Jane Wagner
” Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines” – Anonymous
“Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry” – George Ade
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us” – Bill Watterson
” It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it” – Anonymous
” Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter” – Anonymous
“Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad” – P.D. East
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely” – Anonymous
“I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter!” – Anonymous
“I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it” – Anonymous
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy” – Anonymous
” Crying doesn’t help anything, try your luck with violent mood swings” – Anonymous
“Smile, tomorrow will be worse” – Anonymous
“When I’m right, no one remembers, when I’m wrong, no one forgets” – Anonymous
” We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public” – Anonymous
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t” – Anonymous
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something ” – Anonymous
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film” – Anonymous
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