I'm married

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

In xam 2 sardar brothrs apeard 1st writes:
Father's name- Daljit singh.
2nd writes: Manjit singh.
Teachr:Wats ds..
Sardr:Sir,varna aap kehte cheating ki h!!

santa ROcKZ

Mohan: What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears ..
Santa: Anything you want, it can not hear you! hehe..santa ROcKZ

Just Spots

Sardar To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes
Friend - Have You Seen Doctor ..
Sardar - No , Just Spots

I m responsible

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.
Santa: I'm very reponsible, whenever anyone
is pregnant in my neighbourhood, they say I m responsible :D

Digging for more

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more ;-)

let us look for yours.

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like..
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours..
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

v r unable 2 c it.

Interviewer:Wer does d sun go in d nite..
Santa:It doesn't go anywher
Intrvwr:Superb pls continue..
Santa:bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it.

Didn't get the fax.

Banta : I was away for a week.
Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight,
and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, Maybe, she didn't get the fax.

BaNaNa

Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ..
SArdar g : Ba
Professor : Sodium
Sardar g : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ......
Sardar g : BaNaNa

I m also Lesbian

Sardar: Wil u marry me
Girl: Sorry I m Lesbian
S:Wats Lesbian
G: I like girls only
S: Oye,I m also Lesbian

WE do have an

After reading the form filled by an Sardar applicant..
The employer said: "WE do have an.. opening for you..! "
Sardar: What is it..
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

GO SLOW

Teacher: Y R U Late..
Santa: I was obeying Road Sign
Teacher: Wat Sign..
Santa: SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW!

keep our school clean

Teacher : How can we keep our school clean.. - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Santa: By staying at home

Shit! I'm BANTA.

SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son" 20th Floor: I'm not married
3rd Floor: Shit! I'm BANTA.

MENTAL HOSPITAL

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Good Imagination

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful..
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up..
Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Gal is disturbing Me.

Santa: Gal is disturbing Me.
Banta: Who ..
Santa: She interrupts wenever I cal n says "Pls rechrge ur card!"

Charger toh mere pas hai

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas hai

Thanks 4 d complement

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine&
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"