lick as good as Lassie!!!

I do not have the muscles of Stallone,
I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt,
I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger,
but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

Breaking News

Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon,
that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!

The cheque bounced..

The judge asked the prostitute
- so when did you realise u were being raped.
Prostitute- when the cheque bounced..

calls

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Protest against Lesbianism

Please Protest against Lesbianism,
Becoz ONE Lesbian Couple means Two Pussies out of men's use What a waste of Natural Resources! -Penis Welfare Society

LOL

Learn from ur parents' mistake.. . . . . . . . . Use birth control..!!!

NOW you know how I Feel

Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match.
Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'
Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel"...

Save ur MoneY

SeX is Gud,
SeX is Funny,
Many People Do it 4 Money.
If u Think its FuNNy, Do it urself and
Save ur MoneY

My breasts..

A very sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and
says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts..
Boss Wow, whats that..
Gal: Ur eyes, sir…

Viagra now available in powder

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea,
does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft

who made u pregnant

Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant.. Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.

Kallu ki idliyan

Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.
Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis..
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.

Under the shade

Y do women with large breasts have small waists.. Because nothin grows under the shade

We sell condom

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it doesnt mean you start fucking here

Ready to "PLUCK

when apple is green it is ready to "PLUCK"
when gal is 18 she's ready to "VOTE" kabhi "DESH" ki bhi sOch lia karO..

Fire-Extinguisher

Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one" Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"

Height of Disappointment

Height of Disappointment : A woman realising AFTER a Long Long search on Google that.. Phillip's 21 inch was actually a TV..! :-) :-)

secretary is very sexy

John:Your secretary is very sexy!
Joe:Actually it's Pinky robot of Japan.If u squeez its right breast it takes dictation & the left,
it types.I'll lend it to u 4 a day to verify.
Next day John called Joe from local hospital and said 'Idiot,u didn't tel me Pinky's pussy is a
pencil sharpner!!;-);-)!!

A baniya has sex

A baniya has sex just on alternate days!
His friend asks him the reason.
Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!

Tell me a thing

Tell me a thing that is BIG in Ladies,
small in Girls and; not present in d kids.. . . . . .
Its d alphabet"L" But I like d Way u think!!