Aur Ho Song & Lyrics from Rockstar.

The Song "Aur Ho" is sung by Mohit Chauhan.
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singers: Mohit Chauhan
Movie: Rockstar (2011)
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri
Release Date: 11/11/11
Director: Imtiaz Ali


Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai
bas chal raha na iss ghadi
Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai
bas chal raha na iss ghadi

Ras hasrat ka nichod doon
Kas baahon mein aa tod doon
Chaahoon kya jaanu naa
Chheen loon chhod doon
Iss lamhe kya kar jaaun
Iss lamhe kya kar jaaun..
Iss lamhe ko kar doon jo mujhe chain mile aaraam mile
Aur ho.. Aur ho
Saans ka shor ho aanch ki aur badhe
Aur ho.. Aur ho
Saans ka shor ho taap ki aur chadhe
Aur ho.. Aur ho
Aur mile hum more bhi jal jaaye

Tujhe pehli baar main milta hoon har dafaa
Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai

Tujhe chhen loon ya chhod doon
Maang loon yaa mod doon
Iss lamhe kya kar jaaun
Iss lamhe kya kar doon
Jo mujhe chain imle aaram mile

Aur ho.. Aur ho
Saans ka shor ho aanch ki aur badhe
Aur ho.. Aur ho
Saans ka shor ho taap ki aur chadhe
Aur ho.. Aur ho
Aur mile hum more bhi jal jaayein

[le le le........
Jiya jiya...
Piya piya...
ye hey....]

Main hasrat mein ek uljhi dor huaa
Suljha de ho ho.....
Main dastak hoon
Tu bandh kiwaado sa
Khul ja re ho
O bebasi mann mein basi
Jeete jeete jee le sapna

Aur ho.. aur ho
Saans ka shor ho aanch ki aur badhe
Aur ho.. aur ho
Saans ka shor ho taap ki aur chadhe
Aur ho.. aur ho
Aur mile hum more bhi jal jaaye

Ruke se naa ruke
Ye naa thake
Aandhi si jo chale inn saanso ki
Pata bhi naa chale kahaan pe kya jale
Hai darr se tann-mann ki siharan se
Hasrat ki sulgan se
Bhadke aur shola shola
Jale bujhe dhuaan dhuaan
O dhuaan dhuaan
Lage mujhe dhuaan dhuaan o

Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai
Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai
Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai

Hava Hava Lyrics & Video Song from Rockstar.

The Song "Hava Hava" is sung by Mohit Chauhan.
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singers: Mohit Chauhan, Additional Vocals:
Viviane Chaix, Tanvi Shah, Suvi Suresh, Shalini
Movie: Rockstar (2011)
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri
Release Date: 11/11/11
Director: Imtiaz Ali

Chakri si pairo mein pahiya pahiya aiya aiya oho
Aasmaan sarpat ghuma o o
Kahiye sunaaiye hum ne toh oh
Raani ghoome ghoome gore gore pairo se
chik chik chik chik jara
Rani phir nau do gyaraah
Raati to iske aadi
Ik din mein joote baarah
Raja ka chadh gaya pyara
Khabri ko paas pukara
Ye kya hai maajra dekho.. o o

Jaati kahaan hai woh
Khabri ne peechha kiya
Rani ko ghar se aata ....
Jaate dekha
Hava Hava..
Hava Hava..
Hawa Hawa..

Shole behke (o ho)
Rani behke (o ho)
Naach Rangeele (o ho)
Sab zehreele (o ho)
Khabri chakraaya (o ho)
Ulte paanv (o ho)
Ruk gaya to batlaaya usne
Hava hava
Rani Hava
Hava hava
Hava

Nachi re magan
Dhol wala sipahiya o ho
Jo naache dhaay dhaay
Ruke na phir paanv paanv paanv
Hava hava
Dheema haya
Hava hava
Ruke na phir paanv paanv paanv
Raja jhallaya
Door rozana
Barah jooton ko ghise Rani
Qissa hai ye aisa ho o ho

Hava hava
Hava hava
Paanv ruke na kisi ke roke
Ye toh chalenge
Nach lenge
Yahaan wahaan yaara masti mein

Chidh kar gusse mein bola Raja
O Rani! kyun phhatki meri pochi
O naak katayi, waat lagayi
Tune talwahi meri izzat ki bhajiyaan (Haay maa)

Aaj se tera band bahar jaana
Ye Sunkar rani muskayi
Boli ....
Sone ki deewarein
Mujhe khushi naa ye de paaye
Aazadi de de mujhe
Mere Khuda....!
Le le daulat aur kar de riha
Hava Hava
Hava Hava

Garam tal ke roz khul ke
Mana kiya tha
Kiya gande mande bando mein
Thi malang woh apne rang
Ghoome phire jhoome naache woh gore se paanv paanv paanv
Pa pa paanv paanv paanv
Pa pa paanv paanv paanv
Pa pa paa paanv paanv......

Hava Hava
O Rani Hava
Paanv ruke na kisi ke roke toke oke
Ye toh chalenge
Nach lenge
Yahaan wahaan
Jahaan tahaan
kahaan kahaan
Tara para...
Hava Hava
Hava Hava
Hava Hava.....

Shehar Mein Lyrics & Video Song from Rockstar.

Shehar Mein sung by Mohit Chauhan and Karthik.
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Mohit Chauhan, Karthik
Movie: Rockstar (2011)
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri
Release Date: 11/11/11
Director: Imtiaz Ali




Sheher Take 1
[Karthik]
Sheher mein hoon main tere
Aake mujhe mil to le
Dena na tu kuch magar
Aake mera dil to tu lele jaana

(Dil to tu leke jaata - kya baat hai !)

Take!
[Mohit Chauhan]
Sheher mein hoon main tere
Aake mujhe mil to le
Dena na tu kuch magar
Aake mera dil to tu lele jaana
Sheher mein

(Cut cut
Dhun thodi chhoot rahi hai
Ta ra ra - thhoo..
Ta ra ra - thhaa..
Ta ra ra - thhoo..
Phir Se sun lena)

[Karthik]
Sheher mein hoon main tere
Aake mujhe mil to le
Dena na tu kuch magar
Aake mera dil to tu le le jaana

Chitthi dali thi aaunga main tere ghar
Mail bhi kiya tha maine teri ID par
(Haay haaay! lyrics toh dhoom macha dega UP Bihar mein, kya baat hai!)
Chitthi dali thi aaunga main tere ghar
Mail bhi kiya tha maine teri ID par

(Ok! Take)
[Mohit Chauhan]
Chitthi dali thi aaunga main tere ghar
Mail bhi kiya tha maine teri ID par [x2 times]

(Cut it
Tum sunn nahi rahe ho yaar!)

[Karthik]
Train ka bhi
Lodge ka bhi
Aake zara bill to tu dede jaana [x2 times]

[Mahit Chauhan]
Train ka bhi
Lodge ka bhi
Aake zara Bill to tu dede jaana

Train ka bhi
Lodge ka bhi
Aake zara Bill to tu dede jaana

Aaa..Dil toh dete jaana
is sheher mein
aake mera dil toh le jaana
loo ooo...

(Aaha haa re kya Ringtone bani)

Sheher mein hoon main tere
Aake mujhe mil to le
Dena na tu kuch magar
Aake mera dil to tu le le jaana

[Mohit Chauhan]
Chitthi dali thi aaunga main tere ghar
Mail bhi kiya tha maine teri ID par
Chitthi dali thi aaunga main tere ghar
Mail bhi kiya tha maine teri ID par

Train ka bhi
Lodge ka bhi
Aake zara Bill to tu dete jaana
Train ka bhi
Lodge ka bhi
Aake zara Bill to tu dete jaana aa haan...

Dil to tu dete jaana
Dil to tu dete jaana aaan'.....

Tum Ho Song & Lyrics from Rockstar.

The Song "Tum Ho" is sung by Mohit Chauhan and Suzanne D’Mello.
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singers: Mohit Chauhan, and Suzanne D’Mello.
Movie: Rockstar (2011)
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri
Release Date: 11/11/11
Director: Imtiaz Ali

Oooh ho....

Tum ho

Tum ho paas mere

Saath mere ho

Tum yun

Jitna mehsoos karoon

Utna hi paa bhi loon

Tum ho mere liye

Mere liye ho tum yun

Khud ko main haar gaya

Tum ko, tukmko main jeeta hoon

Oooh ho....

Tum ho

hmmm....

Aaah haa aa...

Kahin se kahin ko bhi

Aao bewajah chale

Poochhe bina kisi se

Hum mile

Bandishe naa rahi koi baaqi

Tum ho

Tum ho paas mere, saath mere ho

Tum yun

Jitna mehsoos karooon tumko, utna hi paa bhi loon

Ooooh hoo hoo...

Kis tarah chheenega aa mujh se ye jahaan tumhe

Tum bhi ho main

Kya fiqar ab humein

Tum ho mere liye

Mere liye ho tum yun

Khud ko main haar gaya

Tum ko, Tumko main jeeta hoon

Ooooh hoo ho...

Tum ho

Hoo aa....

Kun Faya Kun Lyrics & Video Song from Rockstar.

Kun Fayakun is Sufi / Qawwali sung by AR Rahman, 
Javed Ali and Ranbir's part is sung by Mohit Chauhan. 
It's a great song, gives you peace and connects you to God. 
Very well sung all three singers and Brilliant work by Ranbir Kapoor as well.
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Mohit Chauhan, AR Rahman, Javed Ali
Movie: Rockstar (2011)
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri
Release Date: 11/11/11
Director: Imtiaz Ali
Kun Fayakun Meaning

Kun Fayakun means Be, and it is.
Its an Arabic term mentioned in Quran which means 
When God Almighty intends some work to be done. 
He just say Kun (Be) and It is done already 






Ya Nizamuddin Auliya
Ya Nizamuddin Salka
Kadam badha le
Haddon ko mita le
Aaja khalipan mein pee ka ghar tera
Tere bin khali aaja khalipan mein
Tere bin khali aaja khalipan mein
Ooo...

Rangreza Rangreza
Rangreza aa.....
Ho o ... Rangreza Rangreza

Kun fayakun Kun fayakun fayakun
Fayakun fayakun fayakun
Kun fayakun Kun fayakun fayakun
Fayakun fayakun fayakun

Jab kahin pe kuch nahi bhi nahi tha
Wahi tha Wahi tha Wahi tha
Jab kahin pe kuch nahi bhi nahi tha
Wahi tha Wahi tha Wahi tha

Woh jo mujh me samaya woh jo tujh me samaya
Maula wahi wahi maaya
Woh jo mujh me samaya woh jo tujh me samaya
Maula wahi wahi maaya

Kun fayakun Kun fayakun
Sadaq allaho-l ali al-azim

Rangreza rang mera tann mera mann
Le le rangaai chahe tann chahe mann
Rangreza rang mera tann mera mann
Le le rangaai chahe tann chahe mann

Sajra savera mere tann barse
Kajra andhera teri jalti lau
Sajra savera mere tann barse
Kajra andhera teri jalti ki lau
Qatra mila jo tere darr barse
O Maulaa...
Maulaa... aa...

Kun fayakun Kun fayakun
Kun fayakun Kun fayakun
Fayakun Kun fayakun fayakun
Fayakun fayakun fayakun
Aaa
Kun fayakun Kun fayakun fayakun
Fayakun fayakun fayakun

Jab kahin pe kuch nahi bhi nahi tha
Wahi tha Wahi tha Wahi tha
Jab kahin pe kuch nahi bhi nahi tha
Wahi tha Wahi tha Wahi tha

Kun fayakun Kun fayakun
Sadaq allaho-l ali al-azim

Sadaq-al sur'aah bih-al Al-Qari
SalAllah hu alayhi wasallam

Ho mujh pe karam sarkar tera
Araj tujhe kar de mujhe
Mujhse hi riha
Ab mujhko bhi ho deedar mera
Ab kar de mujhe mujh se hi riha

Mann pe mere ye bharam
Kachche mere ye karam
Leke chale hain kahaan main to jaanu hi na

Tu hai mujh mein samaaya kahaan leke mujhe aaya
Main hoon tujh mein samaaya
Tere peechhe chala aaya
Tera hi main ik saaya
Tune mujhko banaya
Main tto jag ko naa bhaya
Tune gale se lagaya
Haq tu hi hai khudaya
Sach tu hi hai khudaya

Kun fayakun Kun fayakun fayakun
Fayakun fayakun fayakun
Kun fayakun Kun fayakun fayakun
Fayakun fayakun fayakun

Jab kahin pe kuch nahi bhi nahi tha
Wahi tha Wahi tha Wahi tha
Jab kahin pe kuch nahi bhi nahi tha
Wahi tha Wahi tha Wahi tha

Kun fayakun Kun fayakun
Sadaq allaho-l ali al-azim

Sadaq-al sur'aah bih-al Al-Qari
SalAllah hu alayhi wasallam

Jo Bhi Main Lyrics from Rockstar

 

 

Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Mohit Chauhan (We can say Mohit Chauhan 
is behind the screen Rockstar cause he is doing 
playback for Ranbir Kapoor in all songs)
Movie: Rockstar
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor,
Release Date: 11/11/11 






Ya ya ya.....
Ya ya ya ye hm.....
Ya ya ya ye hm..... (Ya ya ya....)
O ya ye ( O Ya ye.....)
Ya ya ya ya..... (Ya ya ya.....)
O o o .. (O o o ..)
O o o o.. (O o o o..)

Jo bhi main kehna chahoon
Barbaad kare alfaaz mere
Alfaaz mere

O ya ye.....
Ya ya ya ye hm.....
O o o.....

Jh jh...♪ ♫..Jh jh...♪ ♫

Kabhi mujhe lage ki jaise
Saara hi ye jahaan hai jaadu
Jo hai bhi aur nahi bhi hai ye
Fiza, Ghata, Hawa, Baharein
Mujhe kare ishaare ye
Kaise kahoon
Kahani main innki

Jo bhi main kehna chahoon
Barbaad kare alfaaz mere
Alfaaz mere

O ya ye..
O ya ya ye....

Katiya Karoon Lyrics

Katiya Karoon song lyrics from Ranbir Kapoor's Rockstar. 
Rockstar is upcoming Hindi movie directed by Imtiaz Ali. 
Rockstar's music is composed by AR Rahman.
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Harshdeep Kaur, Sapna Awasthi
Movie Album: Rockstar
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Star Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri
Release Date: 11/11/11

Katya Karoon song lyrics from Rockstar. 
Katiya karoon or Katiya karun song lyrics 
and video song from Rockstar. 
Kateya Karoon from Rockstar.



Dhing linga linga linga
Dhing linga linga linga.....
[ho ho....]

Kateya karoon Kateya karoon
Tera roo katiya karoon
Tera roo tera roo tera roo roo roo....
Saari raatein kateya karoon
Kateya karoon kateya karoon
Saari raatein katiya karoon
Kateya karoon kateya karoon
Saari raatein kateya karoon

Saara din socha vich langda
Tere nahi hun jeeti maroon

Dhing linga linga linga
Dhing linga linga linga.....

Nachdi phiru tabdi phiru
Geeli main napdi phiru
Hadd karoon hadd karoon hadd karoon roo roo......
Yaara bhulle lutiya karoon.. lutiya karoon lutiya karoon
Yaara bhulle lutiya karoon
Mainu darr hun nahi o jag da
Tere nahi hun jeeti maroon

Main saari raat kateya kateya karoon
sari raat kateya kateya karoon
sari raat kateya kateya karoon
sari raat kateya kateya karoon
Main sari raat kateya kateya karoon....
Saari raat kateya kateya karoon
oooo......

Sadda Haq song lyrics from rockstar

Song Title: Sadda Haq
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Mohit Chauhan and Orianthi on Guitars
Movie Album: Rockstar
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Star Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri, Shammi Kapoor
Release Date: 11/11/11

Tum logon ki, iss duniya mein
Har kadam pe, insaan ghalat
Main sahi samajh ke jo bhi karoon
Tum kehte ho ghalat !
Main ghalat hoon toh phir kaun sahi (phir kaun sahi)
Marzi se jeene ki bhi main
Kya tum sabko arzi doon
Matlab ki tum sab ka mujh pe
Mujh se bhi zyada haq hai

Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh

Sadda Haq aithe rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq aithe rakh

Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh

Na na na......
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh (x4)

Hey!
Inn qataaron mein yaa udhaaron mein
Tum mere jeene ki aadat ka kyun ghot rahe dum
Besalika main, uss gali ka main
Na jis mein haya, na jis mein sharam
Mann bole ke ras mein jeenay ka harjaana duniya dushman
Sab begaana inhe aag lagaana
Mann bole mann bole, mann se jeena ya marr jaana hey..!

Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh (x8)
Na na na......

Ooo...
O Eco-friendly, nature ke rakshak
Main bhi hoon nature

Rewaazon se samaajon se
Kyun.....?
Tu kaate mujhe
Kyun baate mujhe iss tarah
ho ho.....

Kyu sach ka sabak sikhaaye
Jab sach sunn bhi naa paaye
Sach koi bole tto tu niyam kanoon bataye
Tera darr, Tera pyaar, teri wah
Tu hi rakh rakh saala

Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh
Sadda Haq Aithe Aithe Rakh....

Chorus
[Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh] (x4)

Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh....(x4)

Phir Se Ud Chala Lyrics (rockstar)

Phir Ud Chala Song Lyrics from Rockstar
Song Writer: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Mohit Chauhan
Movie: Rockstar
Music Composer: AR Rahman
Music Label: T-Series
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor,
Release Date: 11/11/11Phir se ud chala
 

Ud ke chhoda hai jahaan neeche main tumhare ab hoon hawaale
Door door log baag meelo'n door ye waadiyaan

Phir dhuaan dhuaan tan har badli chali aati hai chhoone
Par koi badli kabhi kahin kar de tan geela ye, geela o...

Kisi manzar par main ruka nahi
Kabhi khud se bhi mein mila nahi
Ye gila tto hai main khafa nahi
Shehar ek se gaa'nv ek se
Log ek se naam ek ooo

ooo o...
Phir se udd chala
Pitti (:imagination) jaise sapne ye kitta bhi palko se jhaado
Phir aa jaate hain
Itte saare sapne kya kahoon kis tarah se maine
Kode hain chhode... hain kyun
Phir se tichhle michle nikude ye kyun
O o..

Kabhi daal daal kabhi paat paat
Mere saath saath phir dar udiye
Kabhi sehra kabhi saawan
Banu raawan kyun man man ke
Kabhi daal daal kabhi paat paat
Kabhi din hai raat kabhi din din hai
Kya sacch hai, kya maaya
hai daata, hai daata

Idhar udhar titar bitar
Kya hai pata hawa le hi jaaye teri ore
Kheenche teri yaadein
Teri yaadein teri ore

Rang-birange vehamon mein
Main udta phiru
Rang-birange vehamon mein
Main udta phiru

I'm married

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

In xam 2 sardar brothrs apeard 1st writes:
Father's name- Daljit singh.
2nd writes: Manjit singh.
Teachr:Wats ds..
Sardr:Sir,varna aap kehte cheating ki h!!

santa ROcKZ

Mohan: What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears ..
Santa: Anything you want, it can not hear you! hehe..santa ROcKZ

Just Spots

Sardar To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes
Friend - Have You Seen Doctor ..
Sardar - No , Just Spots

I m responsible

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.
Santa: I'm very reponsible, whenever anyone
is pregnant in my neighbourhood, they say I m responsible :D

Digging for more

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more ;-)

let us look for yours.

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like..
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours..
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

v r unable 2 c it.

Interviewer:Wer does d sun go in d nite..
Santa:It doesn't go anywher
Intrvwr:Superb pls continue..
Santa:bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it.

Didn't get the fax.

Banta : I was away for a week.
Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight,
and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, Maybe, she didn't get the fax.

BaNaNa

Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ..
SArdar g : Ba
Professor : Sodium
Sardar g : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ......
Sardar g : BaNaNa

I m also Lesbian

Sardar: Wil u marry me
Girl: Sorry I m Lesbian
S:Wats Lesbian
G: I like girls only
S: Oye,I m also Lesbian

WE do have an

After reading the form filled by an Sardar applicant..
The employer said: "WE do have an.. opening for you..! "
Sardar: What is it..
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

GO SLOW

Teacher: Y R U Late..
Santa: I was obeying Road Sign
Teacher: Wat Sign..
Santa: SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW!

keep our school clean

Teacher : How can we keep our school clean.. - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Santa: By staying at home

Shit! I'm BANTA.

SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son" 20th Floor: I'm not married
3rd Floor: Shit! I'm BANTA.

MENTAL HOSPITAL

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Good Imagination

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful..
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up..
Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Gal is disturbing Me.

Santa: Gal is disturbing Me.
Banta: Who ..
Santa: She interrupts wenever I cal n says "Pls rechrge ur card!"

Charger toh mere pas hai

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas hai

Thanks 4 d complement

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine&
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

Santa went to buy books

Sarderji studying in 8th standard,went to buy his books.
Shopkeeper:sorry we don't have the maths book for 8th.
Srdr:no prbm, give me two books of 4th std.

Police or Ambulance..

Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance..

Santa's Slam Book

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

An Invitation

A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said
"Black Tie Only"!! When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!

Murder Of English

Murder Of English..! A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..! What Is Your RATE Madam..

Directly Frm bottle

Sardar's Friend Telling Him: My Grandpa Lived For 96 Yrs He Never Used Glasses

Sardar g: Haan, i Know Few People Drink Directly Frm bottle

lick as good as Lassie!!!

I do not have the muscles of Stallone,
I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt,
I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger,
but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

Breaking News

Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon,
that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!

The cheque bounced..

The judge asked the prostitute
- so when did you realise u were being raped.
Prostitute- when the cheque bounced..

calls

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Protest against Lesbianism

Please Protest against Lesbianism,
Becoz ONE Lesbian Couple means Two Pussies out of men's use What a waste of Natural Resources! -Penis Welfare Society

LOL

Learn from ur parents' mistake.. . . . . . . . . Use birth control..!!!

NOW you know how I Feel

Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match.
Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'
Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel"...

Save ur MoneY

SeX is Gud,
SeX is Funny,
Many People Do it 4 Money.
If u Think its FuNNy, Do it urself and
Save ur MoneY

My breasts..

A very sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and
says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts..
Boss Wow, whats that..
Gal: Ur eyes, sir…

Viagra now available in powder

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea,
does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft

who made u pregnant

Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant.. Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.

Kallu ki idliyan

Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.
Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis..
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.

Under the shade

Y do women with large breasts have small waists.. Because nothin grows under the shade

We sell condom

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it doesnt mean you start fucking here

Ready to "PLUCK

when apple is green it is ready to "PLUCK"
when gal is 18 she's ready to "VOTE" kabhi "DESH" ki bhi sOch lia karO..

Fire-Extinguisher

Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one" Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"

Height of Disappointment

Height of Disappointment : A woman realising AFTER a Long Long search on Google that.. Phillip's 21 inch was actually a TV..! :-) :-)

secretary is very sexy

John:Your secretary is very sexy!
Joe:Actually it's Pinky robot of Japan.If u squeez its right breast it takes dictation & the left,
it types.I'll lend it to u 4 a day to verify.
Next day John called Joe from local hospital and said 'Idiot,u didn't tel me Pinky's pussy is a
pencil sharpner!!;-);-)!!

A baniya has sex

A baniya has sex just on alternate days!
His friend asks him the reason.
Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!

Tell me a thing

Tell me a thing that is BIG in Ladies,
small in Girls and; not present in d kids.. . . . . .
Its d alphabet"L" But I like d Way u think!!

JAGO GRAHAK JAGO

Jab PONDS ka AD ata hai to GAAL dikhate hai,
SUNSILK ke AD me Baal dikhate hai,
ELLE18 ke add me LIPS,
To fir WHISPER ke AD me dhoka kyon..
JAGO GRAHAK JAGO! :D

Height of Poverty

Height of Poverty:
WiFe Is SticHnG Husbnd's CondOm

Height of innocence:
A GirL AppLyNg CreaM tO her NipplEs, ThinkiNg ThEy r PimpLes Height og unemployment Spider's WeB FounD In A ProStitute's PuSsy

Height of Laziness:
NakEd MaN LyiNg oN A NaKed WoMan WaiTing FoR aN EarthqUaKe tO dO the rest =]

Desk-top

Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;
Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;
Palm-top is when u r without them and alone

Common statements by girls

Common statements by girls after the exam and the wedding night:
Thoda Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha,
Kaafi lamba bhi tha,
Thak gayee,
Aata tha lekin theek se kar nahin paayi

Boob

Boob is the correct word to breast top view B Front view 0 0 side view b lol.

A village maid

A village maid after seeing the condom asks her
madam Yeh kya hai..
Madam: Yeh condom hai..
Kya tumhara gaon mai koi sex nehi karta..
Maid: karta hai,lekin aise nehin ki lund mai se khal nikal aye :P

Come here

Come here,
take off your pants and knickers,
get on top of me, e
njoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours

…
.. toilet!

Catch her by her waist

…Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips and;
have a
…
…
nice drink
…PEPSI

Fucking ur wife thru Bluetooth

American: India is backward in Sex Technology
Angry Sardar Started Shaking his body!
American: Why are U Shaking..
Sardar: I'm fucking ur wife thru Bluetooth!

Height of irritation

Height of irritation by a single msg:
On d day of ur marriage,at 12 midnight,
1 of ur frnd sending msg
"hey wassup what u doing.."

Men's Pearls Of Wisdom:

-¤ Panties R Not The Best Thing On Earth, But Next To The Best Thing On Earth ¤-
-¤ Virginity Is'nt Dignity, Its Lack Of Opportunity ¤-
-¤ I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The H()les In The Dialer Were Too Small

He came at night

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY.. MOSQUITO !!!!

Wise Line

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 400/- ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega