Aur Ho Song & Lyrics from Rockstar.

The Song "Aur Ho" is sung by Mohit Chauhan. Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singers: Mohit Chauhan Movie: Rockstar (2011) Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri Release Date: 11/11/11 Director: Imtiaz Ali Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai bas chal raha na iss ghadi Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai bas chal raha...

Hava Hava Lyrics & Video Song from Rockstar.

The Song "Hava Hava" is sung by Mohit Chauhan. Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singers: Mohit Chauhan, Additional Vocals: Viviane Chaix, Tanvi Shah, Suvi Suresh, Shalini Movie: Rockstar (2011) Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri Release Date: 11/11/11 Director: Imtiaz Ali Chakri si pairo mein...

Shehar Mein Lyrics & Video Song from Rockstar.

Shehar Mein sung by Mohit Chauhan and Karthik. Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singer: Mohit Chauhan, Karthik Movie: Rockstar (2011) Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri Release Date: 11/11/11 Director: Imtiaz Ali Sheher Take 1 [Karthik] Sheher mein hoon main tere Aake mujhe mil to le Dena na...

Tum Ho Song & Lyrics from Rockstar.

The Song "Tum Ho" is sung by Mohit Chauhan and Suzanne D’Mello. Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singers: Mohit Chauhan, and Suzanne D’Mello. Movie: Rockstar (2011) Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri Release Date: 11/11/11 Director: Imtiaz Ali Oooh ho....Tum hoTum ho paas mereSaath mere hoTum...

Kun Faya Kun Lyrics & Video Song from Rockstar.

Kun Fayakun is Sufi / Qawwali sung by AR Rahman,  Javed Ali and Ranbir's part is sung by Mohit Chauhan.  It's a great song, gives you peace and connects you to God.  Very well sung all three singers and Brilliant work by Ranbir Kapoor as well. Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singer: Mohit Chauhan, AR Rahman, Javed Ali Movie: Rockstar...

Jo Bhi Main Lyrics from Rockstar

    Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singer: Mohit Chauhan (We can say Mohit Chauhan  is behind the screen Rockstar cause he is doing  playback for Ranbir Kapoor in all songs) Movie: Rockstar Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Release Date: 11/11/11  Ya ya ya..... Ya ya ya ye hm........

Katiya Karoon Lyrics

Katiya Karoon song lyrics from Ranbir Kapoor's Rockstar.  Rockstar is upcoming Hindi movie directed by Imtiaz Ali.  Rockstar's music is composed by AR Rahman. Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singer: Harshdeep Kaur, Sapna Awasthi Movie Album: Rockstar Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Star Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri Release...

Sadda Haq song lyrics from rockstar

Song Title: Sadda Haq Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singer: Mohit Chauhan and Orianthi on Guitars Movie Album: Rockstar Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Star Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri, Shammi Kapoor Release Date: 11/11/11 Tum logon ki, iss duniya mein Har kadam pe, insaan ghalat Main sahi samajh ke jo bhi karoon Tum kehte ho...

Phir Se Ud Chala Lyrics (rockstar)

Phir Ud Chala Song Lyrics from Rockstar Song Writer: Irshad Kamil Singer: Mohit Chauhan Movie: Rockstar Music Composer: AR Rahman Music Label: T-Series Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Release Date: 11/11/11Phir se ud chala   Ud ke chhoda hai jahaan neeche main tumhare ab hoon hawaale Door door log baag meelo'n door ye waadiyaan Phir dhuaan dhuaan...

I'm married

Santa kissed his GF in parkGf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehleSanta: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm marr...

In xam 2 sardar brothrs apeard 1st writes:Father's name- Daljit singh.2nd writes: Manjit singh.Teachr:Wats ds..Sardr:Sir,varna aap kehte cheating ki ...

santa ROcKZ

Mohan: What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears ..Santa: Anything you want, it can not hear you! hehe..santa RO...

Just Spots

Sardar To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My EyesFriend - Have You Seen Doctor ..Sardar - No , Just Sp...

I m responsible

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.Santa: I'm very reponsible, whenever anyoneis pregnant in my neighbourhood, they say I m responsible...

Digging for more

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more ...

let us look for yours.

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.Santa:What does your wife look like..Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours..Santa: Forget mine, let us look for you...

v r unable 2 c it.

Interviewer:Wer does d sun go in d nite..Santa:It doesn't go anywherIntrvwr:Superb pls continue..Santa:bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c ...

Didn't get the fax.

Banta : I was away for a week.Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight,and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, Maybe, she didn't get the f...

BaNaNa

Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ..SArdar g : BaProfessor : SodiumSardar g : NaProfessor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ......Sardar g : BaN...

I m also Lesbian

Sardar: Wil u marry meGirl: Sorry I m LesbianS:Wats LesbianG: I like girls onlyS: Oye,I m also Lesb...

WE do have an

After reading the form filled by an Sardar applicant..The employer said: "WE do have an.. opening for you..! "Sardar: What is it..Interviewer: Its called the "door....

GO SLOW

Teacher: Y R U Late..Santa: I was obeying Road SignTeacher: Wat Sign..Santa: SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SL...

keep our school clean

Teacher : How can we keep our school clean.. - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Santa: By staying at h...

Shit! I'm BANTA.

SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor.Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son" 20th Floor: I'm not married3rd Floor: Shit! I'm BAN...

MENTAL HOSPITAL

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.Santa:I have seen u some where.Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITA...

Good Imagination

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful..Is It Real Or Due To Make Up..Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imaginat...

Gal is disturbing Me.

Santa: Gal is disturbing Me.Banta: Who ..Santa: She interrupts wenever I cal n says "Pls rechrge ur car...

Charger toh mere pas hai

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha thaSanta:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas ...

Thanks 4 d complement

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine&He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compleme...

Santa went to buy books

Sarderji studying in 8th standard,went to buy his books.Shopkeeper:sorry we don't have the maths book for 8th.Srdr:no prbm, give me two books of 4th s...

Police or Ambulance..

Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulanc...

Santa's Slam Book

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat:When I am on t...

An Invitation

A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said"Black Tie Only"!! When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well...

Murder Of English

Murder Of English..! A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..! What Is Your RATE Mada...

Directly Frm bottle

Sardar's Friend Telling Him: My Grandpa Lived For 96 Yrs He Never Used Glasses Sardar g: Haan, i Know Few People Drink Directly Frm bot...

lick as good as Lassie!!!

I do not have the muscles of Stallone,I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt,I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger,but I can lick as good as Lassie...

Breaking News

Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon,that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- ...

The cheque bounced..

The judge asked the prostitute- so when did you realise u were being raped.Prostitute- when the cheque bounce...

calls

Wives r incoming calls,Lovers r outgoing calls,Aunties r Toll-free calls,Callgirls r Roaming calls,Neighbour girls r Missed Cal...

Protest against Lesbianism

Please Protest against Lesbianism,Becoz ONE Lesbian Couple means Two Pussies out of men's use What a waste of Natural Resources! -Penis Welfare Soci...

LOL

Learn from ur parents' mistake.. . . . . . . . . Use birth control.....

NOW you know how I Feel

Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match.Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel"...

Save ur MoneY

SeX is Gud,SeX is Funny,Many People Do it 4 Money.If u Think its FuNNy, Do it urself andSave ur Mo...

My breasts..

A very sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss andsays: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts..Boss Wow, whats that..Gal: Ur eyes, s...

Viagra now available in powder

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea,does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going s...

who made u pregnant

Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant.. Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u f...

Kallu ki idliyan

Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis..Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra ba...

Under the shade

Y do women with large breasts have small waists.. Because nothin grows under the sh...

We sell condom

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it doesnt mean you start fucking h...

Ready to "PLUCK

when apple is green it is ready to "PLUCK"when gal is 18 she's ready to "VOTE" kabhi "DESH" ki bhi sOch lia kar...

Fire-Extinguisher

Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one" Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguish...

Height of Disappointment

Height of Disappointment : A woman realising AFTER a Long Long search on Google that.. Phillip's 21 inch was actually a TV..! :-) ...

secretary is very sexy

John:Your secretary is very sexy!Joe:Actually it's Pinky robot of Japan.If u squeez its right breast it takes dictation & the left, it types.I'll lend it to u 4 a day to verify. Next day John called Joe from local hospital and said 'Idiot,u didn't tel me Pinky's pussy is a pencil sharpner!!;-);-...

A baniya has sex

A baniya has sex just on alternate days!His friend asks him the reason.Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave h...

Tell me a thing

Tell me a thing that is BIG in Ladies,small in Girls and; not present in d kids.. . . . . .Its d alphabet"L" But I like d Way u thin...

JAGO GRAHAK JAGO

Jab PONDS ka AD ata hai to GAAL dikhate hai,SUNSILK ke AD me Baal dikhate hai,ELLE18 ke add me LIPS,To fir WHISPER ke AD me dhoka kyon..JAGO GRAHAK JAGO!...

Height of Poverty

Height of Poverty:WiFe Is SticHnG Husbnd's CondOmHeight of innocence: A GirL AppLyNg CreaM tO her NipplEs, ThinkiNg ThEy r PimpLes Height og unemployment Spider's WeB FounD In A ProStitute's PuSsyHeight of Laziness: NakEd MaN LyiNg oN A NaKed WoMan WaiTing FoR aN EarthqUaKe tO dO the rest...

Desk-top

Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;Palm-top is when u r without them and al...

Common statements by girls

Common statements by girls after the exam and the wedding night:Thoda Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha,Kaafi lamba bhi tha,Thak gayee, Aata tha lekin theek se kar nahin pa...

Boob

Boob is the correct word to breast top view B Front view 0 0 side view b l...

A village maid

A village maid after seeing the condom asks hermadam Yeh kya hai..Madam: Yeh condom hai..Kya tumhara gaon mai koi sex nehi karta..Maid: karta hai,lekin aise nehin ki lund mai se khal nikal aye...

Come here

Come here,take off your pants and knickers,get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,loving yours….. toil...

Catch her by her waist

…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips and;have a……nice drink…PE...

Fucking ur wife thru Bluetooth

American: India is backward in Sex TechnologyAngry Sardar Started Shaking his body!American: Why are U Shaking..Sardar: I'm fucking ur wife thru Bluetoo...

Height of irritation

Height of irritation by a single msg:On d day of ur marriage,at 12 midnight,1 of ur frnd sending msg"hey wassup what u doing...

Men's Pearls Of Wisdom:

-¤ Panties R Not The Best Thing On Earth, But Next To The Best Thing On Earth ¤--¤ Virginity Is'nt Dignity, Its Lack Of Opportunity ¤--¤ I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The H()les In The Dialer Were Too Sm...

He came at night

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY.. MOSQUITO !...

Wise Line

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 400/- ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikh...