School life's done

School life's done..
Try remembering the SMILING FACES of your friends..
Remember the times spent TOGETHER..
What do you FEEL..
Started missing everyone a lot..

What an answer sir jiiii

MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made of glucose.
The same material sugar is made of.
A girl raised her hand: Then y doesn't it taste like sugar..
The Professor's reply ws a medical master piece:
My dear,its bcause the taste buds for sweetness are located on de tip of ur tongue & nt at the back of ur throat!

Best T-Shirt quote of the year

Best T-Shirt quote of the year:
"I dont need sex, My ENGINEERING Course fucks me everyday!"

Theory

Theory is wen v kno smthng bt it dsnt work..
Practicl is wn smthng wrks bt v dnt kno y.
V ENGINEERS combine theory & practical "Nothng wrks & v dnt kno y"!

I'm a Cheater

I'm a Cheater But
I Dnt Cheat Humanity
I Hate StudyIn BUt i Luv Technology
I Flirt wid Flirts But i respect Luvrs
World Cant Change me But I Can CHANGE d world
I dnt hv books in hands but I hav revolutionry ideas in mind
I'm d rarest on earth Meet Me
I'm a last bench student

V had many options for die

V had many options for die
POISON
HANGIN BY NECK
JUMPG FRM A BUILDG
COMe UNDER A TRAIN, ,
V choose. EDUCATION!
Tadap Tadap k Marenge!

Teacher's favorite lines

Teacher's favorite lines
1)Dont talk in front of my back.
2)Both of u 3 get out of d class.
3)Y r u so late.. Say yes or no.
4)Take 5 cm copper wire of any length.
5)I have 2 daughters.Both of them r girls.
6)All of u stand in a straight circle.
7)Be quiet. Principal passed away just now.
8)Y r u looking at d monkey outside wen I am standing here..

PRINCIPLES F STDNT LIFE

PRINCIPLES F STDNT LIFE
-luv ur bed,it's ur temple
-relax in d day.so u can sleep at nite
-books r holy.so don toch dem
-if u feel lyk doin somthin,wait til dat feelin goes away

New 3 Idiot lines

New 3 Idiot lines:
Neend k piche mat bhogo.
Bhagana hi hai to padhai k piche bhago.
Nind zak mar k piche aayegi

How to kill an Engineering student

how to kill an Engineering student
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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!! Mar Jayega!!

Money cant buy

Buying a notebook- Rs.20
Getting a refill- Rs.8
Pencil- Rs.2
But the joy of not finishing the assignment and standing out.. PRICELESS!!!!
There are somethings money cant buy..

Exams r here

Exams r here,
at d paper we stare d ans r no where,
which maks us pull our hair.. d teachrs glare,
And grades r below fair,
but just like the past 16 yrs,
WE DONT CARE!!!!!

Students song

Students song:
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass 1din
Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!!!!

Dear Maths

Dear Maths,
All my life you made me find ur X ! ! !
Listen buddy..
She's not coming back..
So please move on!
Regards,
Frustrated Student..;-) .

Tchr 2 a 1st standard gal wat is ur name..
Gal:wats my name..
wats my name..
wats my name
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My name is SHEELA, Sheela ki jawani...

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited wen u enter in exam hall.

Q- U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dnt hav
anythng wid u in d boat. How 2 do it..

Ans-Take 1candle & throw it in d water.So d boat wil become LIGHTER. using dis LIGHTER
u cn light d other Candle.
Another deadly ans-U throw a candle up & catch it.
Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
If dat wasnt enough,1more ans-take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop(TIP-TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani, Pani ne aag lagayee" us aag se hamne candle jalayee. If dat wasnt enough even til now,1 more ans-start praising 1 candle, d other will get jealous & get lighted up. Dis is style of answering in Exam -Logic ho na ho length honi chahiye.!

SCHOOl LIFE was nothng but HEAVEN

Big gang of frnds!COlOrles dress remindng dos colorful days!
Untold love!
Bakery chats!
Silly fght!
Frndly teachrs!
Un4getable Group photos!
Combindstudy!Rockng farewel days!
Groupdiscusns on anythg n nothg!
So many lunches 2share!
Rmarkble marks! Justifid mistakes!
Lovable tours!SCHOOl LIFE was nothng but HEAVEN

In a School function

In a School function:
A lkg boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,
He replied: Hey dudes she is my LOVER,
she'll start d speech as My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs

Cheating Is an Exercise

Cheating in xams is d best xercise 4 ur reflexes..
1. Ur eyes roll 2 c d answer sheet of ur seatmate
2. Ur ears bcum sensitive, even 2 d softest whispers 2 get wat ur seatmate says
3. Ur neck stretches either ways 2 search 4 clues
4. Ur hand copies d answer faster dan ever
5. Ur feet kicks d chair of ur classmate 2 let him/her knw dat U want 2 copy
6. It's d best way 2 mak urself healthy ;-)

Boy came running

A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.
BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded
50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive..
so pls donate...
i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.

Collage related movies

Collage related movies.
Exams-WELCOM
Claas-DHOOM
Q.paper-RAAZ
Copy-MAJBOOR
Marks-nayak
Final exam-MURDER
Fail-YE TO HONA HI THA
Paas-CHAMATKAR..

Brave Last Benchers

A first bench student knows
" TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS"
But only the last bench students has the ability to
"FACE THE PROBLEM"

Touching msg about SCHOOL N COLLEGE LIFE

Most touching msg about SCHOOL N COLLEGE LIFE:
We came with the fear of not knowing anybody!
But We will go with tears after knowing everybody!

GooD NEWS

GooD NEWS:
All C.A. Exams wil now b only OBJECTIV TYPE!
Example: 3+3=..
Options: a: 6 b: Six c: VI d: 6.0
Moral: CA is still TOUGH!!

HW DO COLLEGE TEACHRS COMPLETE SYLLABUS

HW DO COLLEGE TEACHRS COMPLETE SYLLABUS:
UNIT1:dis s jz intrdction no need2teach
UNIT2:Vry easy topic u cn study on ur own
UNIT3:Dis hs already been discssd in last unit
UNIT4:Dis topic is directly given in text book study as it is i dont need to teach it.
UNIT 5:Who is ready to take seminar

Padhna Baaki Hai bass

Yahoooooo.....!
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Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
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Pen,
pencil,
scale,
eraser,
identity card,
sab taiyar hai..
AB BUS..
padhna baki hai..

Syllabus

8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is
BE That is Brain Empty (B.E)

Pappoo pass ho gya

kissi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
kissi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya

Ghabrane ki koi baat nahi

Exams are the part of our daily routine life,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee

Exam Law

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..


1)Plzzz..Don't Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)

Class Rooms Are Trains

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Books Song

Aft Our Exam, Our Books A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!









'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'

Student Problem

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!

Physics would have been much much Easier..
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The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!:

7 great qualities of students

7 great qualitiez of students-:

1-CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
2-VOICE MODULATION-Attendance in 5 different voices!
3-PRESENTATION SKILL-Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions! 4-STAMINA- Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures!
5-PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..
6-HUMANITY- Failing & giving others a chance to Top..! We Rock We Rule

BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE

A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
But,Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
So,Love ur studies,Not girls.
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Students

Long ago
People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot

Their Family Were Calld Saints.
Bt Now They R Called

"Students" :-)

Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vaccation= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna