Bijou Phillips

5:33 AM Aksh

Bijou Phillips is that cute girl from Hostel II, Choke, a billion straight to DVD horror movies (which really makes her that much more awesome in my book) and, most importantly, she's the sister of the now-infamous Phillips sisters (who were fathered by John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas). 


In case you weren't paying attention to unimportant news in 2009, John Phillips was found to have been having an incestuous relationship with his daughter for over a decade and had, apparently, mixed up his role as a Papa, and mistook MacKenzie Phillips for a Mama. A Mama she was not. 


Bijou Phillips is a model, actress and singer who's married to fellow Scientologist Danny Masterson (who you might know as the white guy with the afro from That 70s Show).


Here she is having a very fortunate bikini malfunction.


And here she is topless in a poster from Hostel II (get it??? Stick around for her video from Havoc!)